Actively balding design school dropout.

I'm Jay Fanelli, but you probably already knew that.

I am one-third of Cotton Bureau, United Pixelworkers, and Full Stop. I am arm candy to the ferocious Sophia Michelle Sharp. I was named after a brand of pistol grips. I've lost only two spelling bees in my life. I made it from 1991 to 2008 without vomiting for any reason. I strongly believe that the Nike Air Max 95 is the greatest sneaker ever designed. I am hopelessly addicted to Coca-Cola.

You can usually find me somewhere on the Internet.
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